~!The Black Silent Bob!~

xXKeep It Movin'Xx

2008-08-12T17:59:26Z

I bring you the end of the "The Black Silent Bob" era in my life. That part will still live within me but I've been going for a different less depression and louder route. To (unfortunately) quote Fat Joe: "Have you ever seen a fat man this fly?" That's the new era!

So I bid you adios, Live Journal. Me and you have been through some strange times. Girl troubles, girl troubles, school, and more girl troubles mixed with teenage angst. I've moved on now. Now it's art, art, art, money troubles, female troubles, virgin troubles, (no) seeeeeeeeeeex, college troubles, and Pepsi all mixed with an almost grown ass man angst. I still got love for you though. I'm *sniff* trying my best not to get emotional...

Aw, fuck it! I'm gonna miss you, LJ!

- Smack!

xXThe Coolest Nigga, What?Xx

2007-12-24T20:19:17Z

Man, guess who forgot that he had one of these? Wow. This was really on some high school shit. Well, I guess there's a deserved update of my life to be put up here. Let's see....

- Was in a relationship over the summer, turned back to the "Just Friends" category, so I just don't give a fuck about love anymore. Very much in the 40 Year Old Virgin category now. See, apparently what I have to do is "slay about three or five of these hoodrats and..."
- Doing...well TRYING to do big things with this artistic Kratos like power I have. Been doing posters/promos for club parties, a mixtape cover for a local Detroit artist signed to Kanye West's G.O.O.D. music label, and of course more comics. Also, I'm involved with my boy Randall Pointer's upcoming clothing line Identical Variant (http://www.identicalvariant.com) so that should be coming soon...
- Finally license bound with a very excellent car...an excellent car that's already been through some "mishaps" and "adventures." No, not the backseat type of adventure. Did you NOT notice the 40 Year Old Virgin reference? It almost get chased down by a hooker though...
- My love for cursing is just fucking ridiculous now...
- Experienced my first concert the other day. A FREE concert for that matter. It was actually good. The bill had Royce Da 5'9", Slum VIllage, Black Milk, Guilty Simpson, One.Be.Lo, and a whole bunch of Detroit hip-hop artists. Give it some time and I'm sure J. Dilla would've floated down from Heaven to do a song or two. But yeah, it was good one although they started MAAAAAD late. Place was packed as hell too.
- If you haven't noticed, I'm starting to feel like Detroit is my home more than Saginaw, which is kinda weird because Detroit's basically just as bad. It's just a bit more shiny in some areas with more things to do that can occupy my time.
- And...uh...I forgot my train of thought. Snoogans.

Anyways, I don't think I'll be coming back here anytime soon (well, until my mind pops the thought of this back in my head a couple years later) so I suggest you head over to my art blog (http://www.silentsmack.blogspot.com). THAT'S what's poppin'. Believe me. Please...believe me? Ah, you'll believe me. I know it. Adios.

~!unO!~

xXYo...Xx

2006-12-14T07:28:34Z

...love is for suckers. I should've figured out that I never had a chance with Miss. Now he's forever stuck in...The Friend Zone.

Wait for it...

DAMN!

Yeah, love is definitely for suckers :( I mean, don't get it twisted. Still being good friends with her is the best thing I got going but damn...damn.....damn. I'm gonna blame this on the exams.

Whatever. Go check out my website now. It's finished: http://www.silentsmack.com
Yeah, Depressed/Extremely Tired plugs are awesome
Yeah, take that nine and just shoot me now...

~!unO!~

xXThe Army of Zombie TurkeysXx

2006-11-18T06:49:10Z

Man, haven't been on here in a grip. Let's run down what's good in the hood...

- Turkey Day is coming up. Doing the whole family tradition of heading down to Ohio to get my turkey on. And now, thanks so much to my damn Anatomy class, I will be dissecting the damn turkey more than actually eating it :(

- Thanks much in part to my Image Making class, I'm setting my own website up. Some of it's up right now but not much. Just basically the home page and the galleries at best. I'm still working on the rest of the pages as we speak. You can check it out here: http://www.silentsmack.com

- Smack's love life? Ha. What love life? Good question indeed. To be honest, I am thinking of someone, but I don't want to ruin the best thing me and her have going on right now and that's a GREAT friendship (something we both have agreed on). So...yeah :(. Next topic please.

- What? Huh? We don't have another topic? You know what? I don't believe you [proceeds to take out a pipe and smoke away]

So yeah, not much on the Smack front of things. Hope everyone enjoys their Thanksgiving. And I'm OUT this muddasucka.

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-09-29T16:07:00

2006-09-29T20:10:09Z

You know I'm bored with I'm posting this bull up. Sigh...

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Do we know each other outside of Live Journal?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

In other news: Oh wait...there is no other news.

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-09-17T14:28:00

2006-09-17T18:35:03Z

Haha...oh college and your strict rules. I love how you almost get me kicked me out of my nice (but cramped) townhouse apartment that I'm paying so damn much for. That shit is lovely. Especially since I don't smoke or drink so I would be blame for something I've never partaken in. Yeeah....goooood stuff.

In the meantime, in the midst of all this homework I also a few side projects I have to complete like my cousin Jarvis's Superman tattoo or my boy Marcus Baker's album cover (front AND back) or Lorin's little design for the opening credits of her film or...I guess that's it. But still, lot of stuff. The mind's already beginning to split open from all the bloopity bloop.

Yeah, that's right. I fucking said "bloopity bloop."

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-08-28T14:59:00

2006-08-28T19:04:21Z

::sniffsniff::

Do you smell that?

No, not that. That's gas. I'm talking about the other smell. Oh yes, it's the smell of victory. The smell that says that I'm closer to getting a license. Not before heading back to the D unfortunately but I'm so damn close now.

Now all I gotta do is stop wheezing when I get behind the wheel. Yeah, that would be good. Because wheezing...not a good look when driving...or when living.

~!unO!~

"I got nothing..." - Clerks 2

2006-07-22T02:36:22Z

Clerks 2 is the freshest movie to ever come out in this generation.

Aiight, that was a little too much, but dammit that was a good ass movie. I feel complete now.

~!unO!~

"Sucker For Love"

2006-07-05T06:56:15Z

Finally the song that has a couple years of pent up aggression over all this lovey dovey relationship thing is finished.

“Sucker For Love” (Based of the remixed version of Jay-Z's "Allure")

[Verse 1]
I was never the popular, never thought of copping the/
Hottest gear so you asking, “Sean, what’s stopping ya”//
A lack of cash coming out the ass, it’s dirty money/
But it’s a plus to some girls if you wasn’t surely funny//
Can’t call a girly “honey”/
Cuz if she ends up taken, you’ll be the n***a that her boyfriend is hunting//
And it’s really stunning how I get looked over/
Some girls are hooked on riches like red cans of cooked cola//
And I can’t change how that state of mind just took over/
So I change my game with a button up just to look older//
That shit is working, naw; That shit don’t work at all/
My best bet at hollering might actually work at malls//
But then again, nobody gives me that job/
Whoa, Black Rob, think I’m casing the place just to rob//
But I’m too broke to buy a gun to pick up, kid/
So I’ll hold her love hostage like a stick up kid//

[Verse 2]
See, I was once a sucker; Hell I’m still a sucker/
Wasn’t worrying whether or not I would get to fuck her//
More worried on the right words to speak to her/
I did in my dreams but reality made those dreams deferred//
But, what if those dreams were hers/
Wouldn’t know, didn’t ask cuz I thought most of my dreams were cursed//
I always thought the worst things could happen/
She would say no, humiliate a n***a, or even get to slapping//
I know you laughing to yourself probably asking/
Dude full of crap, too busy hiding behind a mask and//
Got tissues if I spit lyrics showing my wrath/
Got Spidey issues, it’s a trip these girls have me on wrap//
Stuck to a wall, but you could be my MJ/
I’ll be your hero, we can kiss upside down when it ever rains//
But that’s where I lose with my nerd innuendo/
My reign ends slow as the dude with the car will win mo’//

[Verse 3]
The one person I can blame I see in the mirror/
Any girl I was feeling being truthfully I would fear her//
When I got near her, words were never clear/
But inside, I was like “Dear, let me whisper in your ear//
Badly wanted love like the smooth macking of Cool J/
Too bad my mug looked like a dude smacking off kufis//
Tried to be diplomatic with static that I pitched as words/
But ended sweating my fabric without a slick ass verse//
I’ll take a tip from Murs/
Just stay away from the dating scene before +The Pain+ even hits you worse//
But I’ve done that, never had a date once/
Gotta build my swagger up *ahem* and test my fate once//
And if I succeed and see her in my fate’s glove/
Then dammit I’ll gladly be a sucker for love//

~!unO!~

Man, such an eventful weekend...

2006-06-30T17:55:44Z

Toronto, here I come.

Then it's back home on Sunday to a house all alone. Oh, didn't you? My parents are going to be out of the town the whole next week. Anyone up for a house party? Oh that's right. Bring your thrist for partying and leave behind your dancing friend who always accidently knocks into the DJ's table, making the record skip.

Okay, I'm not really throwing a house party. I've seen too many Kid N' Play movies to know that shit could go down badly lol.

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-05-31T23:49:00

2006-06-01T03:55:26Z

It's official, especially after not being able to gain a ride to SASA's commencement tonight I am definitely starting on Operation: Finally Get My F--king Driver's Licence because this is getting really ridiculous.

Oh, and congrats to SASA Class of '06. Sorry I wasn't there.

Fucking ridiculous...

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-05-25T18:51:00

2006-05-25T23:04:02Z

Wow, I will have to take a quote from Mike Jones (the ONLY quote you will ever see me say from that fool) "Back then, they didn't want. Now I'm hot, they all on me." Aiight, well I'm not hot or anything but I'm amazed at people wanting to hang out with me lol. Got people asking me about going to the movies, to the club (I got you one of these days, Sara), and whatnot. But you know why I don't agree to do such things? Well, I'll have to go back to the main reason that's always hindered me. Money and a ride. Well ONE of these problems to disappear VERY soon and but it certainly won't help my wallet.

Anyways, I'm gonna be heading off to SASA tomorrow to pick up my piece that I did for MYAF and hopefully talk to this church about taking that good ol driving test (FINALLY!). From there a hopeful trip to see X3 should happen while having an aftermath of drunkeness and cocaine.

...Okay, there will be no beer or cocaine. Just Pepsi and McDonalds.

~!unO!~

Get On My Job. Or Just Get One...

2006-05-18T03:25:38Z

Sigh, why is it so hard to get a job in Saginaw. Really now. I need moula. AND why is so hard to find a place to take the driver's test? I just need to drive. NOW!

Until I get these things, my days of entertainment will be held ransom. Sweet.

~!unO!~

Snap Ya Fingers

2006-05-06T13:03:19Z

N***a.......
Fuck yo couch...and the job and license you just seem to not be getting anytime soon. Yeah. YEAH!

Also, it's so nice to be back in the Naw. Like me comrade at arms and fellow "The Crew" member Solomon Selby said, "Gotta love living in Saginaw though. It's nothing like thinking about getting shot everytime you leave your house." Excuse the upcoming language but I mean seriously....what the fuck? Why is that everytime the summer rolls around that motherfuckers just want to start getting crazy and pull out the guns? It's ridiculous. As soon as I got back home the first thing I heard about shooting after shooting after shooting. And it's always over petty shit. I heard there was some kind of fight at the Food Court in Fashion Square that led into gun violence. Now please answer this...WHAT KIND OF PROBLEM THAT YOU'RE HAVING BY A FUCKING PANDA EXPRESS JUST HAS TO END WITH YOU PULLING OUT A FUCKING PIECE AND SHOOTING SOMEONE? If the argument you're having is important enough to have while eating your orange chicken then I highly doubt it's important enough to kill someone over. I swear to God and Tom Cruise, some motherfuckers here make me sick.

But enough of my ranting. Back to doing what we do every night, Pinky...

TRY AND GET A F'IN JOB!

It's Pinky, it's Pinky and the Smack, Smack, Smack, Smack...DUN DUN DUN

~!unO!~

Take Me Out In The Back And Shoot Me.

2006-04-26T23:43:35Z

Aiight, here's a little rundown on life:

- Weekend sucked.
- Birthday was weak (I hate homework) aside from having dinner with parents on Saturday and Sunday (Don't EVER put a fucking saxaphone in my ear again. I don't care if dude was playing the birthday song. Shit was annoying)
- Trying my best to get all this work for class done.
- I'm going crazy
- Gonna have to mat up a lot of artwork for my review.
- Need to slap the shit out of about two or three people who need a good ass kicking right now (And I'll take all of em on. Fuck that!)
- Still going crazy.
- Need to pack up a lot of shit.
- Need to commit myself to an insane asylum.

There. Go. Play.

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-04-18T20:34:00

2006-04-19T00:37:00Z

Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis Depression Man. Back to cause terror once again, I see.
Well guess what?

HE'S FUCKING WINNING

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-03-27T17:36:00

2006-03-27T22:37:02Z

Utter bullshit...

"I think it's discrimination that I can't say the (N) word."

Stephen Slactha, you are officially the dumbest fuck on the planet Earth. Congradu-fucking-lations, you piece of shit.

~!unO!~

Sucka For Love

2006-03-16T17:35:18Z

Aiight, so I'm tired of being a sucker for love. I'm tired of worrying about these women (naming no names but one or two might be easily known): The one I could've had but was too dumb to not step forward and do my thing, the one that I could never have (especially since it seems like she disappeared from the face of the planet), and the one who just doesn't seem to notice a brother at all. Don't get it twisted, I still got love for them (well the third one not really) but I can tell when something's not working out as well as I had hoped. So you know what, fuck love lol. Naw, I'm for real right now. I mean, I was always an advocate of all that "Love At First Sight" and " Love Conquers All" ish but now...naw, man. I'm just tired of waiting so you know what I'ma do? I'm stay on my grind and keep doing what I'm doing. And if love wants to rear its head back in my life then who knows what will happen, but right now love and I are allies. We aren't even comrades. We're enemies lol.

Another thing I'm tired of is worrying about when the next scuffle between me and THAT fucker (aka one of my roommates) will be. Like I said about the love situation, I'ma keep doing what I'm doing and I'ma let him do whatever bitch ass things he does. That's all I have to say about that. I'm tired of even complaining 'bout it lol.

Aiight, some good news...um...um...I got some sleep? Yeah, okay not much good news but that moment of sleep was the shit!

Oh, and before I leave you...Ghostface Killah, Fishscale...hottest album out right now. Just had to say that. Good day.

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-03-05T23:33:00

2006-03-06T04:36:37Z

Heh, Three 6 Mafia.

You know what, though. If I make an animated feature and it wins an Academy Award, I'm accepting that shit in a Yankees fitted hat, jeans, and a Rocawear shirt with maybe a blazer lol. Why? Because if Three 6 Mafia can do it so can I lol.

LOL! Do you understand this? Three 6 Mafia won an Oscar. WHAT....THE...HELL?!?!
~!unO!~

.::Cracky McNasty::.

2006-02-28T08:41:22Z

HA-HA torture. I have to get up and go to this middle school and read a children's book I made to these 1st graders. That will be an interesting experience to say the least. Any interaction between me and children usually ends with me face first on the ground with a lego stuck up my ass. What can I say, kids be ruthless lol.

Anyways, Spring Break coming. Still don't have anything to do. HOPEFULLY I'll get to chill with Micka before she leaves but after that I don't kow. Hit up with Selby, Billy and John and catch Dave Chappelle's Block Party maybe. Hopefully I'll get to see some friends who went off to college as well (and no I don't mean just Jessica Bond so hush....although...). But I do know this...if SASA still has school week, DEFINATELY visiting. Prepare the riot gear and the attack dogs. Shit might get a little crazy lol. Naw, there's probably two or three people who even care lol. I'm good though. Just a little broken on this inside now....

But that's about it. Let me get back to my Fresh Prince and keep from doing any homework. Oh and once again, fuck roommates.

~!unO!~

Ridin' Slow

2006-02-26T07:28:00Z

Once again, nothing much on the good ol' Detroit front aside getting THIS close to throwing my roommate out of our 10 story window. My other roommate, the one I was KINDA cool with left so it was just me and the one roommate I am going to seriously fuck up. Most of you don't know of the incident between me and the dude but let's just say he said some "slurs" that shouldn't have been said so we got into it. I won't get into any detail but just know dude's an ass.

Anyways, I got a visit from Tisch and her brother/cousin (I couldn't remember. Sorry :(). It was good to see her again. Practically the only visit I got aside from my parents and Selby but he was just technically picking me up for the Chicago trip with Billy lol. And I know some SASA kids came by but that's about it. Sigh...lonely as hell is the feeling.

Spring Break's coming this Friday and guess what I'm doing. Guess yet? Come on, it's not that hard...any guesses? Well, guess what? NOTHING! Yes, for a flat fee of zero dollars I will be doing NOTHING for Spring Break. Golly gee AWESOME!

Anyways, I leave you with something I conjured up with I should have been finishing a project that's due on Monday. Cheah...

"Come Ride With Me"

[Chorus]
Put it in gear and come ride with me
It's the only way you can vibe with me
Bring ya family, you whole tribe with me
Planning on going far so come ride with me
Let the rims shine and come ride with me
Give y'all the chance to be as nice as me
Let your imagination come fly with me
'Til then, you'll have to wait to come ride with me

[Verse 1]
So I'm thinking, maybe we can ride out just a little bit
No need for the brakes, we can get high of adreneline
NO direction, we can get by off remembering
The trace of our steps on the side of our Timbalands
Made no sense but Sean says it so you remember him
Some of y'all forgot so my brains still simmmering
Every time it's like y'all cut him down and dismember him
So he stands in police lines so people can just picture him
It's like that? Yeah, man it's been like that
Since 87 when I escaped, man I lived like that
Ever since, I had dreams that I did ride back
To Genesis, quoting Nas like I did write that
Like I'm the mild, money getting style, caking now
versatile, always wild brotha but that lying is foul
That's why I'm marrying the wheel and supplying the vows
Blessing her with love and spinning rims rising the crowd

[Chorus]
Put it in gear and come ride with me
It's the only way you can vibe with me
Bring ya family, you whole tribe with me
Planning on going far so come ride with me
Let the rims shine and come ride with me
Give y'all the chance to be as nice as me
Let your imagination come fly with me
'Til then, you'll have to wait to come ride with me

[Verse 2]
Dreams of Africa being surrounded by flying food
Guess that's one of the places where I should be riding through
Wouldn't lie to you, just get into the car
You in awe because the inside of my entire ride is blue
To symoblize my hopeful ride to the sky
And I don't wave to the others when I'm riding on by
I, open the passenger door, invite them to ride
Don't know if you can go the same way but damn you can try
Been riding through highways, confused by the signs
They point me in the wrong way, it hurts when they lie
So I drive into the traffic swerving hoping I'm right
And if wrong well I guess you'll know the reason I died
Cuz one way's a better life, other's not living life
And I couldn't drive the other route even if I tried
And I might have but that's a completely different song
Right now, I'm riding slow on this road to the sun

[Chorus]
Put it in gear and come ride with me
It's the only way you can vibe with me
Bring ya family, you whole tribe with me
Planning on going far so come ride with me
Let the rims shine and come ride with me
Give y'all the chance to be as nice as me
Let your imagination come fly with me
'Til then, you'll have to wait to come ride with me

[Outro - 2x]
I've been struggling, ain't ya know (Ain't ya know)
That I've been getting bloody from the blows (From the blows)
That's why I'm hypnotized by the road (by the road)
Put on some Kanye and "Drive Slow" (Drive slow)

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-02-14T23:15:00

2006-02-15T04:15:49Z

Hey, hey, HEY!

I don't really like Valentine's Day.

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-02-05T13:50:00

2006-02-05T19:01:19Z

So yeah, the Super Bowl is in Detroit...where I am at the moment...and I STILL can't find anything to do. That's awesome. No really it is.

Oh and once again, fuck my roommate. Not roommates. I'm cool with ONE. The other one can go to hell though. And naw, I ain't moving. I'm settled here. Let his "always-blaming-me-for-something-trying-to-be-cool-by-saying-nigga-in-a-50-Cent-song-always-trying-to-tackle-someone-with-his-stinkin-self" ass move out.

Aiight, I'm done. Hopefully something will make this day worth SOMETHING!

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-02-01T19:42:00

2006-02-02T00:43:35Z

I'm THIS close to punching out a roommate or two.

~!unO!~

smackmysterio_x @ 2006-01-22T01:54:00

2006-01-22T06:59:05Z

Ladies and gentlemen, I have very urgent and breaking news and I need for you to pay attention:

I think I am slowly going insane.

Wow, I guess that's not really important at all. Well to everyone else, I guess...

~!unO!~